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Having a tough morning sunshine?Fuck you, Stark. Ugh, I’m never going to drink again.
I can’t believe you assholes FORGOT ABOUT ME. Just FYI, I’m still locked in some rando waiting room, so if someone wants to come let me out THAT’D BE REALLY COOL.
I might kick your asses, though
(Source: arrowsftw)
If it’s war you want, Barton, it’s war you’ll get.
I’m just warning you against Stark’s perverted ways ! See, I bet you didn’t even know he’d taken this photo and you’re bitching at me. Go bitch at him for doing it !
Do that shit in a PM. Here’s what you get for spreading my ass all over the internet:
From a folder I have titled, “THINGS CLINT SENDS ME AT 4 AM WHEN HE’S DRUNK WITH TONY”
OH. OH. IS THAT HOW WE’RE PLAYING NOW ? I CAN LOOK YOU UP ON THE SHIELD’S DATABASE, Y’KNOW. BE WARNED, MISS LEWIS. THE GOVERNMENT WATCHES YOUR EVERY MOVE.
Ugh, as if. By “SHIELD DATABASE” you mean “Clint Barton’s home computer” and by “the government” you mean “Clint Barton’s creepy ass house of stalking.”
If you wanted to see my naked, you could have just asked. I would have gotten Tony to whip you up somethin’ reeeeal nice. ;)
I’m just warning you against Stark’s perverted ways ! See, I bet you didn’t even know he’d taken this photo and you’re bitching at me. Go bitch at him for doing it !
Do that shit in a PM. Here’s what you get for spreading my ass all over the internet:
From a folder I have titled, “THINGS CLINT SENDS ME AT 4 AM WHEN HE’S DRUNK WITH TONY”
This means war, Tony.
I hope you’re aware he’s taking photos of you like this.
Also, Stark, you’re a goddamn pervert.
Oh come on I thought it was pretty fucking funny.
Plus, who lets a strange man into her window while wearing this shit?
I’m looking at you Darcy. You need a Taser.
OH FOR THE LOVE OF EVERYTHING BONERTASTIC. This is EXACTLY why I did not want to send EITHER of you nudie pics. Because they would just end up on the fucking internet. And look at that, you manage to do that WITHOUT MY INVOLVEMENT. There is a reason Ask Boxes and PMs exist. YOU TAKE THIS SHIT DOWN IMMEDIATELY, CLINT, OR I WILL BE FORCED TO RETALIATE.
(Source: arrowsftw)
Perhaps this is my day to be cute ;) LMFAO.
HEY STARK. JUST FOR YOU.
Of course. On 6/9 I’m stuck in SHIELD HQ.
THIS BLOWS.
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What a shame, huh ? You’re just gonna have to tough it out, iron can.
Or you could always try to hit on the national popsicle.
You’d like that wouldnt you.
No, but by the end of the day I’ll have banged every assistant, secretary, and medic in this building.
Coincidentally, Jane said we are going on a field trip to the HQ tomorrow. And by “field trip” I mean she said, “We have to meet with the people in charge so I can explain my new REALLY EXCITING findings about the (blah blah blah, I stopped listening here) to them, so I want you to wear real, adult clothes and play nice.” I think that means I will be sitting in a corner facebooking and BBMing like mad while the big kid scientists get science boners for each other.
I don’t know if this conversation has made me more or less excited about our lab outing tomorrow. Hrrmph.
(Source: hawkblocked)
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